The Animal Behaviorist Is In
Musings, stories, and advice from a certified animal behaviorist
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Time For Some Fun!
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Dog Laughter!
It turns out, dogs do laugh, and it has nothing to do with their wagging tails. I stumbled upon an interesting research paper, documenting a study conducted in 2005 by Patricia Simonet. She and her team had previously collected audio of dogs socializing and playing using a parabolic microphone so that researchers could remain at a distance sufficient to keep their presence from altering the dogs' behavior. They discovered that when dogs made a particular chuffing sound, much like a pant, but with a more complex frequency range, other dogs responded with similar sounds, play bows, or even a play face and initiation of a game of chase. When these recorded sounds were played back to dogs in a shelter environment, they discovered that the dogs who heard the laugh playbacks had a significant reduction in stress behaviors. Most fascinating to me was the fact that not only did their stress markers decrease, but most offered pro-social behaviors, including chuffing back and bowing. She repeated the experiment with a group of fifteen puppies and found that one and all responded to the recorded dog laughter with happy romping about.
Interestingly enough, a few other researchers have tried to recreate this chuff sound themselves and it's not easy. For a human to make this breathy pant, without creating vocal vibrations, is tough! They discovered that mostly they just confused their canine subjects or the dogs had no response at all. For those who could mimic the sound accurately enough, they were rewarded with those same pro-social behaviors Simonet noted in her study: play bows, wagging tails, and friendly approaches. Through trial and error, Simonet was able to create the sound for herself and found that even when she offered the canine laugh to shelter dogs, it resulted in similar pro-social behaviors. Why is this important?
Reducing canine stress, wherever it shows up, is a worthwhile endeavor. Whether in a shelter, veterinary hospital, or your own home, reducing your dog's stress increases their quality of life. For people like myself who spend a lot of time observing, treating, and interacting with anxious dogs, I'd love to be able to recreate this sound. I already go to great lengths to present myself to anxious dogs in a non-threatening fashion: I don't stare, I don't loom, and I let them choose whether to interact with me or not. It would be interesting to see if I could convince some of them to choose to interact faster if I could laugh like a dog. I don't believe, however, that it would help every anxious dog, even if I could make the sound. For dogs who are profoundly anxious, playing that canine laugh, or a human attempt at it, would likely be viewed as confusing at best, and downright rude at worst. Sort of like someone trying to jolly you out of your stressful mood by cracking jokes and making light of it, which just ends up making the situation worse.
Okay...here comes the fun part. Dogs will laugh when initiating play with their owners as well, so we can all conduct little mini-experiments of our own. Grab a toy or position yourself as you do when initiating play with your dog and then watch and listen to them carefully. See that wide grin? That likely precedes the canine laugh once they get into play mode. If you have more than one dog, watch their play sessions. See what happens when one dog exhibits pro-social behavior (a bow, perhaps); does the other dog laugh and then the game begins? It's really a fascinating way to spend an afternoon and I can confirm that it's a lot more fun than balancing your checkbook.
As always, if you have questions about your pet's behavior, you know where to find me.
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Not Every Dog Is An Einstein
There was a wonderful article in the New York Times last week about why people think that their dogs are smart. Did you read the article too? If you didn't, and want to, here's the link:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/science/pets-dogs-intelligence.html?campaign_id=9&emc=edit_nn_20260416&instance_id=174162&nl=the-morning®i_id=119526550&segment_id=218310&user_id=5b6f3acda3c1e75ce5f119e547e74d2e
I really love when science and mainstream media meet as it gives us all an opportunity to think about a topic in a more thoughtful way, looking more closely at where our own biases effect the way we think about the world. In this case, the way we think about dogs in general, and our own beloved canines, specifically.
Here's the gist of the article and why it's important: Researchers have consistently found that dog owners rank their dog's intelligence with what's called a "better than average effect," or what we referred to in the psychology classes I taught at UC Davis as "cognitive bias." Basically, we dog owners tend to overestimate the abilities of dogs in general, but we really tend to overestimate our own dog's intelligence. Remember that Border Collie that made the news and was even in a story on 60 Minutes? Her name was Chaser and she was a female Border Collie who could identify over 1000 toys by name. This is a feat known as "word learning" and it is actually rare as it takes a combination of dedicated direct instruction by the human caretakers and the dog's own natural ability to eavesdrop on human conversations about objects and make inferences. For some reason, herding dogs like Border Collies seem to excel at these tasks, but not every Border Collie excels like Chaser. So, why do people who participate in these studies consistently rank their dogs, regardless of breed, as being so cognitively gifted?
I was fascinated by the data here: While it is often stated that a dog's cognitive skills are on par with a human toddler (aged 1-3 years), this is really too simplistic a claim given the number of skills a toddler has that a dog doesn't and vice versa. And, yet, in a 2025 study, people consistently ranked their dogs as having equivalent cognitive skills as 3-5 year old children, and many people ranked their dogs as being on par cognitively with a 16 year old kid. In one study, about a quarter of the participants ranked dogs as smarter than most people! Only 6% of the study participants said their dogs possessed a lower than average intelligence. The conclusion I found most interesting was that the dog owners who were most emotionally bonded to their dogs gave higher cognitive skill ratings to ALL dogs, not just their own. So, somehow that emotional bond the study participants had with dogs caused them to rate dogs as more intelligent in a general sense. And they also rated their own dogs more favorably than the average dog on markers such as loyalty and friendliness, and not just intelligence. That, I think, is really important.
Dogs excel at reading people. They read our body language, facial expressions, etc. and make inferences from that. For example, when we look out a window, they'll often go over and look out too. Or if we point at something, they'll look where we are pointing. They'll get your attention when their ball rolls under the couch, demonstrating that they have object permanence; even though that ball is out of sight, they know it still exists. Some scientists even believe that dogs can understand that others have a different perspective than they themselves have, a skill previously thought to be limited to primates and dolphins.
So, while at least two thirds of us dog owners might be like those in the 2025 study, stating unequivocally that our dogs are smarter than the average dog, the truth is this: Most of us are, statistically speaking, more likely to be living with dogs on the lower end of the intelligence spectrum. And, you know what? That's not just okay, it's better than okay! There is absolutely nothing wrong with a dog who can't remember where they left their ball or has to be reminded every time to sit before they go out the door. Think of it this way: Intelligence in dogs is a gift and a curse. Really smart dogs like Chaser the Border Collie need almost constant engagement in the form of enrichment opportunities and mental stimulation so that they don't become bored, anxious, or destructive. In my opinion, a dog who excels at being a beloved family member is a dog to be desired and appreciated. Just because your dog has to be shown where you dropped the treat for him because a finger point in that direction is met with a blank stare, doesn't make your dog any less valuable than any other dog. There are so many ways to be smart other than showing a knack for word learning or object permanence.
Generally speaking, dogs have the uncanny ability to bloom where they are planted and that's a skill I wish more people had. They find joy in the mundane, they relish schedules and routine, and they are happy just to be with us. Your dog loves you unconditionally, so love him back for who he is: Your faithful, devoted companion whose most special ability is the one that allows him to bond to you and your family. Frankly, that's the skill that I value the most in a dog. In my mind, any dog can learn a party trick and the names of a few toys. Bright dogs know when it's time for dinner and get you into the kitchen to prepare it as if they were the ones wearing the smartwatch.
As always, if you have questions about your pet's behavior, you know where to find me.
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
Surface Preferences & Toileting Habits
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
The Zoomies!
I love watching dogs with the zoomies. People always assume that zoomies are just something that puppies or young dogs do to blow off extra energy, but that's not entirely true. Senior dogs get the zoomies too, they just look a bit different. And zoomies are about much more than just blowing off steam. They serve a purpose in reducing anxiety as well. Let's explore zoomies a bit further!
First, the science. The technical term for the zoomies is "Frenetic Random Activity Periods" or FRAP's, for short. They are characterized by sudden bursts of energy and manifest as spinning in place, darting around, or running in circles. FRAP's generally last a few minutes, though the age of the dog will definitely affect the duration of a FRAP. These frenetic bursts are completely normal dog behavior and can be about anything from excitement to happiness to a need to release some pent up stress or anxiety. Thus, a dog might get the zoomies when they see their best friend and want to initiate play (happiness FRAP), when their owner comes home (excitement FRAP), or following a bath (stress-relieving FRAP). Puppies often engage in FRAP's in the evening because they are over-tired, over-stimulated, and in desperate need of quiet time and a nap.
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Gee, I should try to catch my dog before he hurts himself!" while he's doing the zoomies? Resist the urge. Don't chase a dog with the zoomies, and if you think they might hurt themselves try to move objects out of the way rather than trying to curb their enthusiasm. Interrupting a FRAP can cause more tension and frustration in a dog whose sole purpose for doing the behavior in the first place was to regulate their own nervous system.
If your dog engages in frequent bouts of FRAP's, it might be time to look at their daily routine. Are they getting enough exercise? Regularly scheduled walks and play times help reduce built up energy and release it appropriately. Aim for two walks a day that involve a lot of sniffing and exploring. If your dog likes to play fetch, that's great, but you can also use a flirt pole for exercise or set up a parkour course in your backyard with lawn furniture, soccer cones, and bricks or yoga blocks. While addressing their physical exercise requirements is important, don't forget about mental exercise! Those puzzles, snuffle mats, empty boxes, egg cartons, and lick mats all serve an important function in stimulating their brains to solve problems, reducing boredom and stress.
For puppies, definitely look at their nap schedule. First off, do they even have a nap schedule? In addition to their physical exercise and mental stimulation needs, puppies must get an adequate amount of sleep every day for proper brain development. My suggestion for puppy owners is to aim for four naps a day, each nap two hours in length, every single day. These naps are in addition to their night time sleep and meant to be taken in a quiet room all by themselves, ideally in a crate, or a pen if your puppy isn't crate trained. Why a quiet room? Because you want your puppy to reach REM sleep and deep sleep; puppies who cat-nap throughout the day wherever they happen to lay down are puppies who are never going to get any refreshing sleep during the daytime. They will be sleep deprived, mouthy, and yes, prone to evening bouts of zoomies.
Now, it's true that I've met more than one dog over the years who engaged in excessively frequent episodes of FRAP's. The bouts would occur multiple times a day, characterized by not just frenetic physical behavior, but high-pitched barking and whining as well. These dogs were clearly experiencing mental distress and extreme anxiety. Treatment involved balancing basic exercise with mental stimulation, teaching calm behavioral alternatives (like chewing on a meaty bone in a comfy crate), a lower protein diet, and encouraged and enforced rest time (again, in a crate). Most of these dogs also needed daily anti-anxiety medication long term in order to balance their brain chemistry and reduce the pressure they felt that was resulting in the FRAP's in the first place.
Henley rarely gets the zoomies, but when he does, it involves him zipping from one end of the yard to the other, at full speed, like a wrecking ball. Luckily for my garden, these bouts are few and far between. Ozzie actually gets them more often and always in response to Henley playing with a toy or Henley and Zelly roughhousing. He'll trot over and begin bouncing in circles, yipping happily to himself, near to where Henley is playing, or the two younger dogs. Henley will often respond with a woof and then offer Ozzie a toy. Zelly always bounces his way and bops him on the nose, stopping the circling behavior and resulting in a short chase around the room. I love watching this all unfold as both Henley and Zelly are gentle with Ozzie, seemingly understanding that his advanced age and fragile physical status means that his brief FRAP's are about all he can muster, though he still wants to join in the fun. So, Ozzie's zoomies are about happiness and excitement. Good things to still have when you are an almost 11.5 year old dog.
As always, if you have questions about your pet's behavior, you know where to find me.






